Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Adrian Mole, possible blameless bystander

From the Friday, February 26th entry in The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, aged 13 3/4:

My general physique is improving. I think the back-stretching exercises are paying off. I used to be the sort of boy who had sand kicked in his face, now I'm the sort of boy who watches somebody else have it kicked in their face.